Last chore I did . . . . cleaned toilets. And picked up dog poop. And dishes. And bird cage. And vacuumed. I do so many f'in chores around here, I can hardly remember which one was the most recent.
Last thing I bought . . . . a diet cherry limeade from Sonic.
Last time I cursed . . . out loud? Probably last night. I don't think I've spoken to any grown ups today. Is that sad? On paper. See "Last Chore I Did" above.
Last text I sent . . . . (this one is beginning to recur) . . . To MOTH: Little just bowled a 56. Whole game. Mad, mad, mad skills.