"Could you kindly come up here and be manly? There is a hunk of dead animal in the middle of our bedroom. Nasty."
"For the love of ALL that is good and holy, DAWG, put down the sprinkler tubing!"
"My word . . . the choices in the feminine hygiene row are astronomical. This place was built for a advertising junkie like me. I love the colors on this box. Let's just pick a color theme and run with it. K . . not red."
"That shirt is beyond parakeet. Put it back before you start asking for crackers and crapping on the floor."
"Ball schucking. Schucking is a word, isn't it? I'm a mother. Apparently, I'm a schucker. I guess I'm a mother schucker. We should have shirts made."
"How many? We don't have that many acquaintances . . . OR friends. Do those come in four-packs?"